Ok, here is a different way to look at the life after you have children – “they hold you hostage till they leave for college” and the traditional Stockholm syndrome happens, and unlike a bank robbery which lasts a few days, this particular kidnapping lasts 16 years or so , hence the emotional connection is even deeper .

I know this comic will irk a lot of  moms and dads(including mine) whose kids are away from them, but then what do they know – they are suffering from the Stockholm syndrome

PS :  Love you mom and dad

Over-qualification can be a problem up there (in heaven) also, so — pin this note on your refrigerator and indulge in some guiltless sin *

PS: Read my disclaimer … lol!

*Disclaimer: I do not support immorality, I just try to make the conscience a little lighter (sounds politically correct). If you live (or start living) your life by the above principle, dont hold me responsible. I just lead by example, but I don’t force anyone to follow

“Evolution is just God’s way of releasing Service Packs” – Should we now blame microsoft for “playing god” ?

I despise the word “bottomline”. One of the many corporate lingo which just sound garish to me. Combined with the cost cutting strategies the companies are coming up these days, it brings quite a twist to the joke’s bottomline

One Other note: Turns out My toilet paper comic was not at all Fiction (as I thought it would be),

Ranjith forwarded me this link, read the comments, some (apparantly TCS employees) have actually experienced this – I wonder if one of them will start selling toilet paper in the office just like cuz did (entrepreneurship! )?
 http://invest-n-trade.blogspot.com/2008/…

Here is an excerpt:

“TCS is one stingy guy when its comes to giving hikes and i level of cost-cutting, it can stoop to such low levels.
1) They took out toilet paper in my office.
2) No water refills on sat and sundays.
3) To raise a cab drop off request after 10:00PM we need the center heads approval (he escapes by 4:00PM)
4) They started giving blue colored plastic chairs as a stand by for seats!”

ha ha ha

Disclaimer: This is in no offense to the great man. Its just that people keep throwing quotes around without understanding its meaning or purpose and I had to come up with this retort.

As My friend Ranjith and I often discuss – cryptic/philosophical status messages on the google talk / yahoo messenger are NOT cool … they are annoying.

As ranjith says:

“Some People Are Foolish but hide their foolishness ,Some People are foolish and Put there foolishness on Status Messages and Some people are both …and all of these people are in my freinds List” - I am on his friends list too

“You Know Your Status Message Is Stupid If :

1) If it is a plagiarised comment and u havent bothered to acknowledge

2) It is an Advertisment of some sort

3) If it is ununderstandable and well last but not least …

4) It is this long”

They insist that Entrepreneurship starts with a simple idea …….

PS: Next comic Apr 10 …. allow for time difference

Here is a quick difference between love and arranged marriages … agree ?

With the economic downturn, companies are trying to find creative ways to reduce expenses without laying off employees. Bits’s company takes the cost-cutting measures to a different level.

This is part 1, of the cost-cutting series. Stay tuned for more ….

I believe this is a valid depiction of what Indian Intelligence Agencies should do to save some taxpayers money

People worldwide have witnessed another gruesome event of terrorism. While Indian politicians are busy using Pakistan as escape goat (YET AGAIN) one must ask this question :

What the hell are Indian Intelligence Agencies doing? Terrorists are attacking Indian cities at will and whim. Its almost like cherry picking for them ..probably easier. How come they didnt even have a whiff of this big an event AFTER a whole year of similar events all accross the country! Politicians are calling this “9/11 of India” and pretending to be hurt and concerned. Well when 9/11 happened, US did something, so dont just talk and pretend – PLEASE DO SOMETHING. How many arrests have been made? Its the usual suspects all over again – blame it on them and job done!.

The least they could do is to send a security audit (i wonder if they have heard of this term) teams at other prime targets and make sure security is better.

Quoting my friend Ranjith

“our nation has become sadly like a 2 dollar whore …anyone can fuck and go”

“well u feel frusturated if u feel things could go better somehow and will sometime ./…i dont think it ever will …just be happy it was not you this time stuck there”

We need more answers. More proof that something is being done. More assurance that actions would be taken.

Now that I have said what I wanted to – my sincere condolences with the families whose loved ones got hurt or were lost in the tragedy.