I despise the word “bottomline”. One of the many corporate lingo which just sound garish to me. Combined with the cost cutting strategies the companies are coming up these days, it brings quite a twist to the joke’s bottomline 
One Other note: Turns out My toilet paper comic was not at all Fiction (as I thought it would be),
Ranjith forwarded me this link, read the comments, some (apparantly TCS employees) have actually experienced this – I wonder if one of them will start selling toilet paper in the office just like cuz did (entrepreneurship! )?
http://invest-n-trade.blogspot.com/2008/…
Here is an excerpt:
“TCS is one stingy guy when its comes to giving hikes and i level of cost-cutting, it can stoop to such low levels.
1) They took out toilet paper in my office.
2) No water refills on sat and sundays.
3) To raise a cab drop off request after 10:00PM we need the center heads approval (he escapes by 4:00PM)
4) They started giving blue colored plastic chairs as a stand by for seats!”
ha ha ha 